Football Chants

You’ve gotta admire the wit of football fans at times. Some of my favourite football chants:

  • (Referring to Andy Goram who was diagnosed schizophrenic): “There’s only two Andy Gorams!”
  • (Referring to Manchester United’s South Korean midfielder): “He shoots, he scores, he eats your labradors, Ji-Sung Park, Ji-Sung Park”
  • (Referring to the Liverpool centre-forward): “He’s big, he’s red, his feet stick out the bed, Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch!”

Not exactly PC, but funny.