Wot, no blog?

For best effect, read out aloud as if it were an announcement at a train station. Preferably one of those automated ones.

“The … (pause) … Ian Burnett … (pause) … blog service would like to announce that there will be no new blog entries for the next … (pause) … 3 … (pause) … days. The … (pause) … out-laws … (pause) … are visiting, which limits personal time to a minimum. Normal service will resume after this period. The … (pause) … Ian Burnett … (pause) … blog service would like to apologise for any inconvenience caused to your web-browsing experience.”

One comment

  • boooooooooooooooooooooooo! We’re around this weekend apart from Saturday around 3, when we’re watching the other other geordies come to be the latest team to pummel Reading… feel free to use my house as sanctuary if indeed it does become… too much! ;o)