You may have heard of Twitter. You may have heard of the Bible. There are a few people who have put it together. To get you started in the very old and the very new:
Twitter: a website which allows people to communicate thoughts. These thoughts are often trivial and/or egotistical in nature. These thoughts are also limited to 140 characters (due to the constraints of text messages), meaning that abbreviations such as BRB (be right back) and LOL (laugh out loud) are commonly required.
Bible: big book, written over the course of several hundred years from the dawn of time, detailing the universe’s history.
Put the two together and you end up with quite a fun summary of Genesis:
Day 1: Lighting system installed. BRB. Days 2-6: Some assembly required: sky, plants, cows, people. Left humans in charge, LOL. Day 7: Siesta.
I did want to check some of this out before blogging about it, but Twitter seems to be permanently over capacity. There’s loads of people doing “cool” and “useful” stuff with Twitter (including IBM), but I can never be on the site long enough to find anything useful.
Update: finally got onto Twitter long enough to find the main Twitter page: What Would God Tweet.
In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.
Now the earth was without form and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep, and the Spirit of God moved over the earth. And God said “Let there be light”, and there was light. God saw that the light was good, and used it to produce the green screen.
And it came to pass that man would begin to program in assembler. But God saw that His deadline included a seventh day for rest and His project would slip. And thus God created FORTRAN in His own image and saw that it was good.
And FORTRAN did begat FORTRAN I. And FORTRAN I did begat ALGOL. And ALGOL did live for a great many years, whence it was a good father – for it did begat CPL and BASIC and PL/I and Pascal. And CPL did give life to portable code in the form of its descendant C. And BASIC did begat many programming careers with the BBC Micro. And PL/I did provide Ian with a career in PL/X. And Pascal did provide many an undergraduate with their first assignment.
Yet ALGOL also did begat Simula, and thus the earth became laid waste with object-oriented programming.
With C, the earth was good, but sin crept in and it did tempt programmers with the forbidden fruit of inexpensive computational power. And thus His programmers became lazy and listened to the serpent Simula and did spawn the devil’s incarnation in the form of C++. Thus God was downcast in their profligacy with their use of expensive runtimes.
Yet man did continue to spurn the Lord and used the evil of C++ to produce Java. And thus man did claim it to be as fast as C, yet the Holy Trinity were blinded by marketing when man re-wrote RPC using XML. And thus Java did begat Web Services.
Here endeth today’s lesson.